Salah satu proyek gila gw sama temen2 di Indotwilight.com
we present you...
Teacher: everyone, now we have a new friend will be joining us from now on... come on in honey
*Nessie walked in*
Teacher: would you introduce yourself?
Nessie: My name is Renesmee Cullen, i'm 6 months old
Teacher: *laughs* Maybe you mean "year" darling,
Nessie: Oh yeah. sorry
Teacher: Anybody wants to ask something to Renesmee?
Nessie: Nessie, please.
Teacher: to nessie?
Student #1: What are your hobbies nessie?
Nessie: I love to hunt with my dad, and also play with my Jacob
Student #2: Who is jacob? is it your dog?
Nessie: ...*giggles*Sometimes he become dog. just when we're running through the woods.
Student #2: ...
Student #3: What are your favorite foods Nessie?
Nessie: *giggles* i love Type A negative, Type O is not so bad either. But since gran Carlisle forbid me to eat them again, i prefer Mountain Lion's.. just like mommy and daddy's favorite.
Student #3: What does she mean ma'am? *towards teacher*
Teacher: *goosebumps* i have no idea...
In Faculty Lounge
Teacher: Mrs. Cullen, i foung that nessie talked nonsensical in her first day
Bella: Non-sensical? what did she said? did she speak ill?
Teacher: No, she mentioned about Blood types and mountain lion as her favorite food and his imaginary friend named Jacob.
Bella: *take a glance at nessie* Nessie...
Nessie: They asked, Momma...
Teacher: i know you and your husband are busy, but maybe we find out what her problem really is. i think she is watching TV too much. Horror ones. *sigh* Mrs Cullen, i can help you with this. i'll try the first attempt, *turn to nessie*
Teacher: ... Ness, do you dislike me, do you dislike your friend do you hate school?
Nessie: I like you Ma'am, you smell very delicious, my friends too. i like school. even it makes me hungry one of the times..
Teacher : *blink*
Bella: Thank you for your consideration Miss. i'll take care from here. C'mon Ness, we're going home. good day Miss.
in the school hall
Bella: *Flipped Cellphone's open* Edward, you're right about school. could you contact the home-school teacher you talked about? Yes. yes, we'll stick on that way until Ness is ready. yes. Love you too. Bye.
Nessie: i'm not gonna see them ever again, Momma?
Bella: You will darling, maybe in 5-6 years... let's go home.
Capek. mana gw dapet giliran laporan jaga sama dokter killer...
kenapa gw sial banget sihhhhh???????????????
btw as the time goes,
teman2 yang manis mulai menunjukkan sifat asli, mungkin mereka juga melihat sifat asli gw yg gampang meledak ini
oh well... life's sucks. specially when you're in medschool.
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